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By Lewis Carroll, Nickolas Cook

ISBN-10: 1402256213

ISBN-13: 9781402256219

They have been certainly a queer-looking social gathering that assembled at the bank-the birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging just about them, and all dripping rainy, go, and uncomfortable. them all have been lined in Alice's now chilly and congealed blood, which made them even tastier seeking to bad hungry Alice. while little Alice follows the Black Rat down into the gaping darkness of an open grave, she falls and falls. and shortly reveals herself in an undead nightmare of rotting flesh and madness. Venturing additional into this land of zombies and monsters, she encounters characters either creepy and madcap alongside the best way. yet there is something else troubling terrible Alice: her pores and skin is rotting and her hair is falling out. She's chilly. and she or he has the haunting feeling that if she continues to be in Zombieland to any extent further, she may well by no means go away. Can Alice get away Zombieland ahead of the lifeless purple Queen catches as much as her? (20110328)

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And Alice was so much frightened that she ran off at once in the direction it pointed to, without trying to explain the mistake it had made. “He took me for his housemaid,” she said to herself as she ran. “How surprised he’ll be when he finds out who I am! ” As she said this, she came upon a neat little house, on the door of which was a tarnished and barely readable brass plate with the name “B. RAT” engraved upon it. She went in without knocking, and hurried upstairs, in great fear lest she should meet the real Mary Ann, and be turned out of the house before she had found the fan and gloves.

There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought! ” “But then,” thought Alice, “shall I never get any older than I am now? That’ll be a comfort, one way—never to be an old woman—never to have to watch my hands shrivel up like grandmammy’s and my long hair going dry and gray with age—but then—always to have lessons to learn! ” she answered herself. “How can you learn lessons in here? ” And so she went on, taking first one side and then the other, and making quite a conversation of it altogether; but after a few minutes she heard a voice outside, and stopped to listen.

In a little while, however, she again heard a little pattering of footsteps in the distance, and she looked up eagerly, half hoping that the tasty tiny Mouse had changed his mind, and was coming back to let her chew a bit of his tail. CHAPTER IV THE BLACK RAT SENDS IN THE UNDEAD IT was the Black Rat, trotting slowly back again, and looking anxiously about as it went, as if it had lost something; and she heard it muttering to itself, “The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers!

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